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Birthday Quotes, Sayings, Rhymes and Proverbs
- One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics. - William Feather
- Old age is not for sissies. - Malcolm Forbes
- To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. - Bernard M. Baruch
- A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomachache. - James Russell Lowell
- In the midst of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer. - Albert Camus
- If you survive long enough, you're revered-rather like an old building. - Katherine Hepburn
- Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
- They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much. - Malcolm Cowley
- A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. - R. C. Ferguson
- My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But, ah, my foes, and, oh, my friends-
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St. Vincent Millay
- Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed and I realized that the old woman was myself. you see, it all happens on the outside; inside one doesn't change. - Molly Keane
- Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. - Mark Twain
- You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and "you are looking wonderful." - Francis Cardinal Spellman
- The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - Henry L. Mencken
- Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles. - Don Marquis
- At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly. - Jim Bishop
- Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Reverend Larry Lorenzoni
- The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has had many people to love. - Jean Renoir
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