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Birthday Quotes, Sayings, Rhymes and Proverbs

  • If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. - Euripides

  • Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. - Anthony Powell

  • Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything. - Moe, from the Simpsons

  • Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

  • Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years. - Oscar Wilde

  • Life begins at forty. - W. B. Pitkin

  • Every man over forty is a scoundrel. - George Bernard Shaw

  • The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. - T.S. Eliot

  • A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. - Arnold Bennett

  • Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

  • Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. - Franklin Pierce Adams

  • Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerf

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