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Birthday Quotes, Sayings, Rhymes and Proverbs
- The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille ball
- The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. - English Proverb
- Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Jack Benny
- The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde
- There are so many things about which some old man ought to tell one while one is little; for when one is grown one would know them as a matter of course. - Rainer Maria Rilke
- PLeas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,
And count each birthday with a grateful mind. - Alexander Pope
- Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
- Whatever with the past has gone,
The best is always yet to come. - Lucy Larcom
- It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso
- It is better to wear out than to rust out. - Bishop Richard Cumberland
- A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
- My Birthday! what a difference sound
That word had in my youthful ears; And how each time the day comes round, Less and less white its mark appears. - Thomas Moore
- Here's a posy of flowers, and a basket too,
With Birthday greetings all for you. - Annonymous
- Sugar in the gourd and honey in the horn,
I never was so happy since the hour I was born. - Anonymous
- Every human being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn't original sin. He's born with the tragedy that he has to grow up...a lot of people don't have the courage to do it. - Helen Hayes
- 'Tis education forms the common mind,
Just as the twig is bent, the tree's incln'd. - Alexander Pope
- When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. - James M. Barrie
- Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. - Margaret Fuller
- Sing a song of Birthdays
Full of fun and cheer
And may you keep on having them
For many a happy year. - Anonymous
- Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November;
All the rest have thirty-one,
Excepting February alone,
And that has twenty-eight days clear
And twenty-nine in each leap year. - Anonymous
- Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Anon
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