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Birthday Jokes

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  • I think it's wonderful that you could all be here for the forty-third anniversary of my thirty-ninth birthday. We decided not to light the candles thir year - we were afraid Pan Am woudl mistake it for a runway.
    - Bob Hope

    Q: What greeting card if on sale only in Kentucky?
    A: "Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad."

  • It's an awful thing to grow old alone. My wife hasn;t had a birthday in six years.

  • You know you're growing old when by the time you've lit the last candle on the birthday cake, the first one has burned out.

  • You know you're growing old when the heat from the candles on the birthday cake keeps you from getting close enough to blow them out.



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