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I think it's wonderful that you could all be here for the forty-third anniversary of my thirty-ninth birthday. We decided not to light the candles thir year - we were afraid Pan Am woudl mistake it for a runway.
- Bob Hope

Q: What greeting card if on sale only in Kentucky?
A: "Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad."

It's an awful thing to grow old alone. My wife hasn;t had a birthday in six years.

You know you're growing old when by the time you've lit the last candle on the birthday cake, the first one has burned out.

You know you're growing old when the heat from the candles on the birthday cake keeps you from getting close enough to blow them out.